Your Personal Accountability | Terms and Conditions (T&C) Parody
In the interests of full disclosure and ensuring you enjoy your time on our website, we have created a special parody version of a legal Terms and Conditions page for your enjoyment. Of course, this is one of those times humor is the wrapper around truth. Without further ado, we present the humorous and highly informative Terms and Conditions | Your Personal Accountability page.
Warning: Do not read this in formal settings, as it may result in uncontrollable laughter and mirth.
Terms and Conditions | Your Personal Accountability
In addition to the other legal notices on Hunter Storm Official Site, you confirm that by using this site, you agree to and certify the following:
0) This page is not a real legal Terms and Conditions page. It is a parody that contains guidelines for your behavior while using this site. It has been placed under the Legal menu and clearly labeled as “parody” for your convenience and entertainment.
1) The opinions expressed on this site are strictly those of Hunter Storm™ and are not to be construed to represent any other entity, company, employer, or business associate.
2) Humor is subjective. Although every effort has been made to keep the materials on this site positive and G- to PG-rated, you may or may not find some of the materials here to be offensive to your delicate sensibilities.
3) You are here to learn more about Hunter Storm and enjoy the educational and entertaining content she has prepared for you.
4) You agree to behave like a decent, respectful human being while you are using the Hunter Storm Official Site. This site does not tolerate spam, scams, trolling, political rants, hate speech, violent or disgusting images, requests for money, sales, marketing, porn, theft of content or intellectual property, or hacking. Hunter Storm does not judge you for what you do off this site; however, she wants all people to feel comfortable here. Since she values her career, the aforementioned relationships, and you, she censors herself and this site and strictly enforces these terms and conditions. This is her “house,” not yours. Her house, her rules.
5) This is not a dating or hook-up site.
6) You are not someone who is cyberstalking Hunter Storm. You are not here to attempt to “dig something up” or “twist a narrative” in order to cause drama or problems at her places of employment, home, or other locations; complain about Hunter Storm; and/or or otherwise be a negative, hateful, backstabbing, spiteful, useless, judgmental, small-minded person (otherwise known as what Hunter Storm’s grandmother used to refer to as a “no shoulders,” i.e., a snake).
7) The Hunter Storm Official Site is not a democracy; it is a dictatorship. You do not get a vote on Hunter Storm, her opinions, her life, or anything else about her or her website, unless specifically asked for one by Hunter Storm.
8) If at any time you don’t like or are offended by something you see on this site, leave immediately. Go with God, bless your heart, may The Force be with you, nanu nanu, and so on.
9) If you like and/or love what you see here, please share on social media and share the Hunter Storm Official Site!
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